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any photos which i have not personally taken are used from free stock photo sites, so don't moan at me over copyright. all other photos / pics are done / taken / messed about with by me so they are mine and in being mine are belonging to me. please dont steal them. it's not like i'm charging for them is it?
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stuff i 'shopped
- animated»»» I've never seen anyone move that fast before. Joe was an agent, there was no question about it.
- animated»»» a quicker loading, slightly less colourful : joe was a quicker loading agent.
- animated»»» joe was a 1950's toe-tappin television rock n roll leg-end.
- animated»»» i decided to have a shave. twas alright.
- the three: some sort of composition. not decided why i did it yet. there was a reason at the time.
- haroldite, a teflon glue for all your unsticking purposes, home or at work.
- jiz kitchen cleaner never really took off. apparently it made more stains than it cleaned.
- these are the people in my head that i live with.
- spotted by richard attenbrough on an expedition to south cardiff: philomen masinga - crack monkey. nice nips.
- here's the original idea for interface for stupid man suit. one day i'll actually design and make this site :)
- eureka. i'm sure it was a childrens museum before people discovered how to wash
- Darth Peter, and for your enjoyment, here are my horns.
- animated»»» mesmerising water is quite hypnotic. and i don't know why.
- animated»»» i'm sure there was someone in my telly, hiding in the snow.
- animated»»» they thought they were at a rave, but it was just me messing with the lights and throwing a torch around.
- animated»»» a kiss for my baby mwah!. or how about in reddish? or another colour maybe?
- animated»»» it's not really anything, but it is something.
- my dad can look very scary. very very scary.
Panoramic pics
- me and joe formed a band, nut we didn't have enough members. so we made some clones.
- us in the living room at mum and dads #1
- and here's us in the living room at mum and dads #2
- down at the bottom of the garden #1
- garden #2
- it's not a bad little garden #3
- and again: garden #4
- more images in the garden #5
- we quite like it in our garden #6
- come ere, i'll batter you: fight #1
- i don't care if you're me! come ere and have whats coming to you! - fight #2
- oooooooo! dark. scary. well. its a room with the light off - room in the dark
- my brother joe likes to play with himself (not like that!)
- this is me and me sis: phil and heather
- they were on the stairs. and so were they. hm. how does that work? joe and heather pose upwards
- didn't you know? i'm a ghost...
- i was spending some wuality time at home with phil and phil and phil and phil and phil and phil. and me.
- one night, the monster under the bed stretched me and ate my feet. i got better.
Digital Photos
- Coppers dont like broken break lights. They tend to pull you up for it.
- I lost my body while i was amongst the daffodils.
- sometimes when you turn off your flash, everything gets blurry.
- joe turned to blur when he was playing his guitar.
- i felt like an imp or something. well, a short blurred thing anyway.
- they should have this sign at the doors to meadowhall... no dogs
- a lil pic: joe: portrait
- stress. ever had one of those days?
- a lil pic: heather: portrait
- look at the sky, look at the sky! flight home from amsterdam: the sky #1
- ooooooooo! purdy skies. flight home from amsterdam: the sky #2
- they turned out quite nicely, flight home from amsterdam: the sky #3
- last one: flight home from amsterdam: the sky #4
- i was walking around and saw a pot plant in the street
- warning: contains bitterness and resentment. (from mister cornz' t-shirt)
- they were always happy to recieve. and i was more than happy to give it to them
- portrait of beth.
Other / handdrawn
- i got bored, i drew a pic. it reminds me of this.
- happarently, we go sneakety sneak
- sometimes i feel like me, myself and i aren't completely there
- this was supposed to be for something a long time ago, it's a strange asexual beast, but why i can't remember.
- i picked up a piece of paper and a pen, and this is what i drew.
- i dunno what this is.
- i didn't like one of my lecturers. not only was he boring, he was just a big gay italian al. and i don't mean homosexual.
- foo keet, erm. read it. then see what i mean.
- it's funny. people in my family are almost as random as me. my sister, for example.
- stop the jalapino pepper farming using chillean slaves!
- i, ahem, had a lecturer who, ahem, had a bit of a cough problem. ahem.
- it's great what you can do with free hand-outs from the street hander-outers.
wallpaper sized things
- A couple for ma baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby: Purple Fildon and the other: Scary Cheeky Flexi. Bless her. :)
- Hey! Careful. Easy now.
- the three: some sort of composition. resized to fit desktops better.
- the three (alt): slightly different, i changed the one on the right.
- erm. a sort of desktop wallpaper with eyes on it. i dunno, i just liked the look of it.
technophobia wallpapers
these will probably get removed when they realise these are here, but they are after all jjust for fun. and anyway, they're here for a reason. a good reason at that. the reason being. mister jim who i used to work with did a technophobia wallpaper every month for people to use as their desktops. so i got bored one night and thought i'd make him a few. obviously not as good as his, as he is a pro with photoshop. i am merely the padawan. :) but i have the will to learn and the thirst to quench. thus i shall go read a book while drinking vimto. au revoir.
