drunken stupor
give me five minutes
look I'll clear it up
just give me five minutes
gordon's and tonic, well lemonade
go on then, a vodka as well
just give me five minutes
look I'm sorry about the carpet
and the sausage in the sink
I'll clean it up in five minutes
I had to swill the sick around
with my finger you see
so it would go down the plug hole
some fresh air might help
oh my god three blokes in drag
but the barbeque was nice
that girl had nice legs
pilsner, carling, carlsberg
4 gins, 3, 4, 5 vodkas
home brewed peach wine
just give me five minutes
I'm sorry about the carpet
I'll clean it up for you
you're such nice people here
uncle kev behind the bar
where am I?
it's raining
I think the beefburgers
are interfering with my intestines
just give me five minutes
I'm sorry about the carpet