New Styles
Two new styles added to the switcher: Firefox and IE7, have a look and enjoy. They took a fair bit of time. Doesn't work perfectly in IE6 but I don't care. Work great in Firefox and IE7. Good job really.
So now, enjoy Firefox in Firefox, Firefox in IE7, IE7 in Firefox, IE7 in IE7 or any other combintation which involves seeing Firefox or IE7 in a browser window. You get the gist.
On ilkley moor bar t'at!
There was something missing...
... from the soap dispenser thingy at work. I couldn't place it. But it did remind me of something.
But just what was it?
Ah, that's where i've seen the stuff before.
Brand New
New style and build 1ncu8u5 - added just about when it changed over. Now, I promise I will add some new content soon*
*57% possibility of this being a lie.
The Chronicles
Newly updated right about here.
Anti-quality
sign up, have a rant, go to bed feeling a little better. Antiquality. Not quite working at the moment.
I love my brick too
everyone should love their bricks. just like this stunning fella.
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Dear nobody
we wrote you a letter
In the light of recent events we have decided that you are a complete arse.
A nice man came to the village today and offered to plumb in some electricity for us. He said it will only last a while but the burns will heal. The children might be permanently scarred.
Haparently eiiiiiiii, der is deese fings dey call playnes or somet and they hactuley make you fly.
You could hav done wiv somet like vat.
it's me!
i found this from time ago in the land before time when even the dinosaurususes didn't even ever not exist. *clicky clicky* for bigger
We play you see. for your pleasure
We recorded some songs. look, some of them were a first attempt. some a second. some a third. but we're getting there. :0)
From The First Jam:
Aerials || The A-Team || Chop Suey ||
Everlong || Little By Little || Sugar
Walkie Talkie Man || Wild Thing || Wonderwall
You Oughta Know
From The Second Jam:
99 Red Balloons || The Mo' Fo'in A-Team || Chop Suey ||
Everlong || Fraggle Rock || Little By Little ||
Warm Up Mess About || Song 2 || Stand By Me ||
Walkie Talkie Man
Whatever || Wild Thing ||
Wonderwall || Wonderwall (Again)
Wonderwall (Again again) ||
You Oughta Know || You Oughta Know (Some more)
Enjoy. Or at least try. Please. Think of the children. Not like that. You dirty pervert.
well i erm yeah hm.
i fell out of my bed into the sky below which was very cold considering it had jus been heated up.
i wandered into the back room via the front door and stood on the seat. the lady at the entrance took my coat as i left and put it on a stand for me to get when i returned to leave later that day.
i was unsure of her logic but she assured me all calculations had been done prior to mathematics being invented so i could only take her word for it as she had no proof and nowhere to live.
i pondered momentarily on the existence of time and space and all things within it but instead gave consideration to the headache which had been welling in my feet for some time and took off to live elsewhere somewhere anywhere really as long as the sun smiles and the people shine.
it was a nice holiday after all even though it was last minute. the ones before were very good and this last minute was better than any previous last minutes although it was entirely possible that it was all false advertising.
surely if the last time was the last time and this time was also the last time then surely the last last time was the penultimate time and this was the last time but what if there were more last times what would the next one be?
he listened to the newspaper the entire way there and when he arrived he greeted the lost man standing at the exit to which he entered.
he walked down the stairs to the room at the top and hung his coat which he had left at the show the night before with the woman who said i could pick it up when i returned to leave again later that day.
that was all behind me now as i turned to face the man looking away from me. he looked at me sternly as i stared at the back of his head.
wiiiiiiiiiiith...
...karate i'll kick yer arse.
ok, so this is my rendition of "karate" by tenacious d
Guide to Masturbation
i wish i had written this
heheheh, and .http://members.fortunecity.com/tms3/young.html - this is supposed to help blokes with the ol pud pulling is it? :0) think notalso glad i'm not a mormon. and anyone who dislikes the word masturbation, and is not in a situation to use standard synonyms like wank or toss might want to have a quick read of this. "bugger my hand" i think is definitely in the top three on this list :0). and just in case you're still struggling with this subject,here's some help :0)
now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to be my own best friend....
Once
i knew a monkey
his name was brian
and he was blind
Deaf
Mute
Paraplaegic
Psycho
Legless
One armed
ambidextrous
One fingered
bad tempered
With a twitch
random little pic
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I read the news today
oh boy. read my paper. Dave enjoyed it anyway.
come with me to the dark side
i'd rather not thank you very much
um. i dunno. nice horns though.
sex with a poddington pea
wasn't what dave had imagined beforehand
dissipated conversations
turn into the most bizarre things
erm. wtf. and ah. um. wtf? the beginnings of the jedi archives. and it was begun. thusly.
Here's a parody
yes its not very good is it
sometimes
i think i'm not safe in public
especially when me and my brother get guitars and are in childish moods. so we recorded the first three tracks for our first album. and i also saw a bear shit in the woods. honest. so, erm with as much delay as possible, erm, here's nothing at all.
no really. there's nothing to see here. but instead hear. and here for your hearing displeasure with no further ado:
smells like teen spirit - with joe as human beatbox and me, well, lets face it we both sound spasticated for want of a better word.
everlong - kind of a ska version. erm. with excellent vocals. no, honest.
sugar - well kinda. it just happened. i don't accept any responsibility for the anti-quality of this in any respect.
bless the dogs.
the old jokes always make them laugh the most
Breaking news
new version of unreal due to be released
sources tell us the next incarnation of unreal will be more realistic than any other FPS. ever. ever ever.
BTW...
did i ever mention...?
my brother is the pope.
being an atheist can sometimes charge an abrasive atmosphere.
:-s i lie. 'tis a lie. my brethren be not the pope. praise the lord! :0)
*sigh*
Sudafed might help
cant stop addicted to the shindig, who said the whirlwind has to to be sick. i'm sighin quite a lot at the moment. maybe this will help:
bless her. :)